
他继续为自己在该地区的战争辩护,同时发表了关于伊朗轰炸美国城市的煽动性言论。
’s inflammatory comments about Iran bombing US cities as he continues to defend his war in the region.
吉米·坎摩尔指出,周二晚间,随着美国总统的支持率不断下降,发生了一件奇怪的事:“不知为何,他的内心却充满了越来越多的自信。”这位主持人播放了特朗普在北达科他州中期选举前集会上的一段视频,当时他声称自己是“GOAT”(史上最伟大的人),甚至超过了华盛顿和林肯。
Jimmy Kimmel As the US president’s approval ratings get lower, noted on Tuesday evening, something curious happens: “somehow his engine fills up with more and more self-esteem.”The host referred to clips from Trump’s pre-midterms rally in North Dakota, where he claimed he was the Goat (greatest of all time), ahead of Washington and Lincoln.
“这真是太可悲了。他可能是世界历史上最缺乏安全感的人,”坎摩尔笑道。“还记得我们以前都讨厌那种说话方式的人吗?”
“It’s so sad. He might be the most insecure person in the history of the world,” Kimmel laughed. “Remember when we all used to hate people who talked like that?
“我开始明白为什么特朗普喜欢去这些公路旅行了,”他继续说道。“这不仅是在满足他的自尊心,也是他头号粉丝兼形象代言人——他的‘人肉打印机’娜塔莉·哈普——亲眼目睹他表现的机会,让她也能感受到这份崇拜。”随后,坎摩尔播放了一段特朗普将哈普——他的年轻助理——请上舞台递送打印稿的视频。“我有点觉得,她递给他什么,他都会签——行政命令、午餐订单、离婚协议,你想得到的一切,”坎摩尔笑道。
“I’m starting to understand why Trump likes going on these roadtrips,” he continued. “It’s not only a boost to his ego; it’s a chance for his number one fan and poster girl, Natalie Harp his human printer, to see him in action and to get her in on the adoration too.”Kimmel then played a clip of Trump bringing out Harp, Trump’s young assistant, on stage to deliver a printout. “I kinda get the feeling he’s sign anything she handed to him – executive order, lunch order, divorce papers, you name it,” Kimmel laughed.
随后,特朗普在哈普离开舞台时似乎朝她露出了猥琐的笑容。“让我告诉你:如果爱普斯坦案卷是一份面部表情,那这就是了,”主持人打趣道。“自从他上次见曼达尼以来,我还没见过他这么‘爱’过谁。”在演讲的稍后部分,特朗普再次为他在伊朗的战争辩护,但随后暗示伊朗可能会轰炸一些美国城市。“让他们摧毁洛杉矶吧,让他们摧毁圣地亚哥吧,”他在欢呼声中说道。
Trump then appeared to leer at Harp as she left the stage. “Let me tell you: if the Epstein files were a facial expression, that would be it,” the host quipped. “I haven’t seen him that much in love since the last time he met with Mamdani.”Later in his speech, Trump once again defended his war in Iran, but then suggested that Iran could bomb some US cities. “Let them take out Los Angeles, let them take out San Diego,” he said to cheers.
这个“笑话”可没让基梅尔好受。“他在谈论伊朗轰炸我们。我知道他经常说很多疯话,我也知道,到周四的时候,我们就会把这事忘得一干二净——毕竟他可能会在集会上不小心吞下一个婴儿,或者接下来还会干出什么鬼名堂。但即便如此,这也是我听过最疯狂、最不可原谅的言论之一,甚至就连这个疯子自己都说不出更离谱的话了。”
The “joke” did not go down well with Kimmel. “He’s talking about Iran bombing us, and I know he says a lot of crazy things, I know this is something we’ll forget about by Thursday when he accidentally swallows a baby at a rally or whatever the hell he does next, but that’s one of the craziest, most indefensible statements I have ever heard even this maniac make,” he said.
他说,“他公然琢磨着伊朗——一个我们目前正与之交战的国家——摧毁两座美国城市,而他的狂热粉丝还在为他欢呼。但没关系,因为我们是自由派,我们活该被轰炸。”“谁能赶紧给这家伙换个尿布啊?”他继续说道,“我觉得这个老疯子已经在他自己的排泄物里待得太久了。他感染了‘喷粪病毒’,必须接受医疗治疗。”
“Openly musing about Iran, a country we are currently at war with, taking out two American cities while his adoring fans cheer him on. But it’s OK because we’re liberals, we deserve to be bombed.”“Can someone please change this man’s diaper already?” he continued. “I think that old nut has been sitting in his excrement for too long. He has the ranta-virus, and it needs to be treated medically.
“现在,我们自己的总统也开始诅咒美国灭亡了,”他补充道,“这个周末,我们这里已经发生了一起巨大的爆炸。它叫‘掘进者’,明白吗?”塞斯·梅耶斯在《深夜秀》的开场中提到了特朗普在“真相社交”上声称,油价高企是因为加利福尼亚等蓝色州关闭了炼油厂。
“Now we have our own president wishing death to America,” he added. “We already had a huge bomb here this weekend. It’s called ‘Digger,’ OK?”Seth Meyers And on Late Night, opened with Trump’s claim on Truth Social that gas prices are high because blue states like California are closing refineries.
“真的吗?你确定这跟你们轰炸伊朗六个月一点关系都没有?”主持人质疑道。“把油价高企归咎于加利福尼亚,就像是你自己烧掉了最喜欢的餐厅,然后还去生Grubhub配送员的气。”
“Really? Are you sure it has nothing to do with you bombing Iran for six months?” the host wondered. “Blaming California for high gas prices is like burning down your favorite restaurant and then getting mad at the Grubhub guy.”
特朗普还发帖称,他会支持一项将夏令时延长至全年的参议院法案,并写道:“谁不想下午比早上有更多‘阳光’呢?”“呃……斯蒂芬·米勒?”梅耶斯开玩笑说,指的是这位总统强硬派的移民问题顾问。
Trump also posted that he would support a Senate bill that would extend daylight savings time year-round, writing “who wouldn’t want more ‘SUN’ in the afternoon than in the morning?”“Uh … Stephen Miller?”Meyers joked, referring to the president’s hardline immigration adviser.
特朗普方面的其他消息是,总统在周末计划向大约2000万名老年人发放90美元的补贴,以帮助他们支付医保费用。“哇,90美元就能花在医疗保健上?”梅耶斯面无表情地讽刺道。“他就像个还觉得能给小孩一枚硬币就够去看电影的老头。”
In other Trump news, the president made plans over the weekend to send $90 payments to roughly 20 million senior citizens to help with Medicare costs. “Wow, 90 dollars to spend on healthcare?”Meyers deadpanned. “He’s like an old man who still thinks you can give a kid a quarter to go to the movies.”
此外,白宫前新闻秘书卡罗琳·莱维特也宣布了她的下一步计划:她将于下月加入福克斯新闻。“嗯,这倒也说得通,”梅耶斯说,“她具备他们想要的一切……而且她还是金发。”
And former White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt announced her next step, as she’s set to join Fox News next month. “Well, it makes sense,” said Meyers. “She’s got everything they’re looking for … she’s blond.”