吉米·坎摩尔：“我们终于让美国重新伟大了。”深夜档节目主持人们纷纷调侃特朗普最近的谎言，以及他那些关于“伊朗能摧毁洛杉矶和圣迭戈”的离谱言论。随着特朗普政府腐败迹象不断显现，这些主持人又一次拿他试图在集会人数问题上撒谎的行为开涮。
Jimmy Kimmel: ‘We finally made America great.’Photograph Late-night hosts looked at Trump’s latest lies and his bizarre comments on Iran destroying Los Angeles and San Diego Late-night hosts poked fun at Donald Trump’s attempts to lie about crowd size once again as his administration continues to show signs of corruption.
作为《吉米·坎摩尔直播秀》的主持人，坎摩尔提醒观众：现在正是每年的“神奇时刻”——特朗普觉得自己理应获得诺贝尔和平奖，可一旦落选就会“像刚出生的婴儿一样哭闹不止”。
Jimmy Kimmel Live! the host reminded viewers that it was the “magical time of the year” when Trump thinks he deserves the Nobel peace prize and “cries like a newborn baby” when he doesn’t get it.
坎摩尔还调侃道，这位总统“在毫无理由地发动战争七个月后”若仍拿不到该奖项，肯定会尴尬到无地自容。
Kimmel said the president would once again be “mortified” to not receive it “seven months after starting a war for no reason”.
本周，特朗普还向埃隆·马斯克颁发了国家科学奖章。对此坎摩尔称这份荣誉实至名归，毕竟“没人比他更热衷于干涉我国科学界的事务了”。
This week also saw Trump award the National Medal of Science to Elon Musk, which Kimmel said was deserved as “no one has meddled more with our nation’s scientists” than him.
坎摩尔补充道：“两个糟糕透顶的人能暂时放下分歧、联手干坏事，真是件大快人心的事啊。” 尽管特朗普仍坚称伊朗有能力摧毁圣迭戈与洛杉矶，但坎摩尔建议他若真想解释清楚，“不妨把这两个城市的名字搞混试试”。
Kimmel added: “It’s so nice when two terrible people can put their differences aside for the greater bad.”Trump has continued to defend his comments that Iran could “take out” San Diego and Los Angeles – yet Kimmel said if he wanted to explain himself then “try mixing the cities up a little bit”.
鉴于伊朗根本没有能打到美国西海岸的武器，坎摩尔打趣道：“他这简直就像在保护我们免受卓柏卡布拉的侵害呢。”
Given that Iran doesn’t possess weaponry that could make it all the way to the west coast, “he might as well be protecting us from the chupacabra”.
本周特朗普还因德克萨斯州民主党联邦参议员候选人詹姆斯·塔拉里科而惊慌失措。特朗普声称若塔拉里科当选，整个州都会“臭气熏天”；对此坎摩尔回应道：“那多半是你自己尿布散发的味道吧。”
This week has also seen Trump continuing to panic over James Talarico, the Democratic Texas Senate candidate, claiming that if Texans vote for him then everything will have a “bad smell” but Kimmel said that’s “mostly from your diapers”.
塔拉里科几乎是在“苦苦哀求”共和党对手肯·帕克斯顿与自己进行辩论，可这位共和党人却“像泰德·克鲁兹在暴风雪天逃往坎昆那样躲着他”。
Talarico has been virtually “begging” his Republican opponent, Ken Paxton, to debate him but the Republican has been “running from him like Ted Cruz to Cancún during an ice storm”.
此外，尽管特朗普最近被曝谎称已退还用于政治广告的纳税人资金，他仍坚称自己从不撒谎、始终信守承诺。
Trump has also claimed that he never lies and always keeps his promises despite recently lying about giving back taxpayer money that had been spent on political ads.
“他撒谎、敛财的行径实在太多，看得人头疼不已啊，”坎摩尔感叹道。
“There’s just so much lying and stealing it gives you a headache,” Kimmel said.
接着他谈到了金伯利·吉尔福伊尔。此人曾一度在福克斯新闻任职，后来被特朗普的儿子抛弃，接着又被派往希腊担任美国大使。金默尔调侃道，这实在是“挺荒唐的安排”。
He then moved on to Kimberly Guilfoyle who was once “a Fox News something” before being dumped by Trump’s son and then being sent to Greece to became the US ambassador, which Kimmel said was “a funny thing to do”.
本周有消息称，她曾请求一位名叫斯纳皮·番茄的披萨连锁店老板——此人也是特朗普的捐款人——帮自己支付美国运通卡的账单。
This week showed that she asked a Trump donor, who owns a pizza chain called Snappy Tomato, to pay her personal Amex bill.
“我们终于让美国重新伟大了，”他这样说道，随后又补充说，光是买眼线笔，她每月就需要花费3万美元。
“We finally made America great,” he said, before saying she needs “$30k a month just in eyeliner alone”.
塞斯·迈尔斯在《深夜秀》节目中播放了一段视频：特朗普声称自己刚刚举办了一场座无虚席的集会，可镜头里却能看到大量空座位。
Seth Meyers On Late Night, played footage of Trump claiming he had filled up an arena for a new rally, yet the camera showed empty seats.
与历任总统相比，根本无法用这种场面来衡量其政绩——毕竟“大多数总统都不再搞什么集会了”，毕竟他们“忙着履行总统职责呢”。
There’s no way to use this as a measure of success compared with previous presidents as “most presidents stop doing fucking rallies” as they are “too busy being president”.
迈尔斯称，民众或许早已听腻了特朗普连续10年反复讲述的“那些老掉牙的内容”。
Meyers said people probably sick of hearing the “same material for 10 years straight”.
他还指出，“在选情胶着的地区，共和党人也不希望特朗普出现”，于是特朗普便“靠编造自己在深红州的集会人气有多高来自我安慰”。
He added that “Republicans in close races don’t want him around” so he has been “soothing himself with lies about his crowds in deep red states”.
迈尔斯还播放了一段颇为怪异的视频：特朗普大谈自己遇到了一群身材健硕、崇拜他的男性粉丝，还反复夸赞他们的外貌与体格。
Meyers also played bizarre footage of Trump talking about meeting strapping male “studs” who were fans of his, repeatedly referring to their looks and physique.
“要是我们当中有人表现得像唐纳德·特朗普那样，肯定会被他没完没了地数落，”迈尔斯说道。
“If any of us behaved like Donald Trump we would never hear the end of it from Donald Trump,” he said.
迈尔斯还谈到了特朗普那些离谱言论——他声称伊朗有能力摧毁洛杉矶和圣地亚哥，迈尔斯指出，“特意提到圣地亚哥这一点实在显得格外具体且怪异”。
Meyers also spoke about Trump’s strange comments suggesting Iran could destroy Los Angeles and San Diego, and said that “throwing in San Diego makes it weirdly specific”.
最后迈尔斯补充道：“就连共和党人都不得不站出来谴责特朗普的这番言论。”
Meyers added that “even Republicans had to come out and denounce” what Trump had said.