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关于澳大利亚的球篡改事件还有什么可说的?答案是:一切What’s left to say about Australia’s ball-tampering? The answer is everything

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把这件事也加到那份因新冠疫情而可归咎的无尽清单里吧。若非疫情,澳大利亚测试赛球队本应于2021年2月前往南非,那距离2018年“砂纸门”丑闻导致他们在约翰内斯堡狼狈返国尚不足三年。记忆犹新之际,回归球员必将成为聚光灯焦点:由被剥夺队长职务的史蒂夫·史密斯、其继任者蒂姆·佩恩、以及核心对手大卫·沃纳领衔,辅以投球手奈森·里昂、乔什·哈兹尔伍德、帕特·坎明斯和米切尔·斯塔克。

dd it to the immeasurable list of things that you can blame Covid for. Without the pandemic, Australia’s Test team would have headed to South Africa in February 2021, less than three years after the 2018 sandpaper scandal saw them come home from Johannesburg in disarray. With memories fresh, the attention would have been intense on the returning players: headlined by sacked captain Steve Smith, his replacement Tim Paine, and principal antagonist David Warner, with a support act of bowlers Nathan Lyon, Josh Hazlewood, Pat Cummins and Mitchell Starc.

不过,那场及时的复仇战至少能消解澳大利亚板球现代史上最大耻辱的脓疮——当时卡梅伦·班克罗夫特在开普敦第三场测试赛中被抓到用砂纸打磨比赛用球。然而,因疫情时期缺乏巡回赛意愿,澳大利亚板球协会取消了2021年巡演,又将替代行程一推再推;虽其间有过白球赛制巡演,但时隔八年,澳大利亚测试赛球队才重返南非,以此覆盖那次星运不济的前次造访。

At least, though, that prompt rematch would have lanced the boil of Australian cricket’s great modern humiliation, after Cameron Bancroft was caught sandpapering the match ball in the third Test at Cape Town. Instead, a lack of appetite for pandemic-era touring saw Cricket Australia cancel the 2021 tour before kicking a replacement years down the road, and while there have been white-ball trips in the interim, it has now taken eight years for an Australian Test return to supersede their ill-starred previous visit.

八年。两届奥运会。两届国际足联世界杯。约15届各类板球世界杯。时过境迁,“砂纸门”仍主导着本系列赛的赛前叙事。其持续发酵的原因在于,尽管沃纳和佩恩早已离去,但史密斯及那四名投球手竟违背竞技体育常规寿命,至今仍留队征战。

Eight years. Two Olympiads. Two Fifa World Cups. About 15 World Cups of various types in cricket. All this time later, the sandpaper story still dominates the lead-up to this series. Contributing to its presence is that, against the odds of sporting mortality, while Warner and Paine are long gone, Smith and all four bowlers remain.

这一连串的回顾性节目理所当然地引发了“砂纸疲劳症”,观众们厌倦了在新系列赛开打前、或是其他人进行历史修正时,还要听这陈年旧事。多位评论员认为,对涉事球员的禁赛处罚属于过度反应,考虑到擦球在板球运动中的普遍性,这一观点颇有道理,但它忽略了史密斯和班克罗夫特在发布会上为掩盖真相而愚蠢撒谎的事实。其他观察家则认为,无论细节如何,这个故事太旧了,早已过时。“八年后还能查出什么?”斯塔克本周发问。

The slew of retrospectives has understandably given rise to sandpaper fatigue, audiences tired of hearing about an old story before a new series, while others do historical revisions. Various pundits have suggested that the bans for the players involved were an overreaction, a position that has merit given the prevalence of ball-tampering in the sport, but ignores the press conference in which Smith and Bancroft foolishly lied to cover theirs up. Other observers have argued that whatever the details, the story is so old as to be dead. “What’s left to come out after eight years?” asked Starc this week.

答案是:一切皆有可能,因为从未真相大白。2018年的所有球员和工作人员至今仍公开维持着几天内达成的尴尬休战协议:即在那场比赛前没有任何澳大利亚球员擦过球,且除三名被指控者外无人知情。一场荒诞浅薄的调查让澳大利亚板球协会(CA)得出了这些最方便的结论,从而避免了深入挖掘任何更难以启齿的真相。

The answer is everything, because nothing ever really has. Every player and staff member from 2018 publicly maintains the uncomfortable truce that was struck a few days in: that no Australian players had ball-tampered before that match, and that nobody knew beyond the three charged. A farcically shallow investigation allowed Cricket Australia (CA) to arrive at these most convenient conclusions and thus avoid looking further for anything less palatable.

这就是为什么这个旧闻依然鲜活,像断裂的高压电缆般还在抽搐。CA的纪律报告认定沃纳是煽动者,班克罗夫特是替罪羊,史密斯是未能制止二人的领袖,但从未有任何球员用直白的语言承认实际发生了什么,无论是在巡回赛期间还是事发当天。最接近真相的是2021年四名投手发表的声明,坚称他们不知情,但即便如此,他们也没说是谁知道,也没说是谁不知道。没有球员说过教练组知情,也没说过教练组不知情。所有人都礼貌地模糊其词,以避免互相指责的嫌疑,只希望这故事能自行消失。

This is why an old story remains live, twitching like a severed electrical cable. CA’s disciplinary report identified Warner as the instigator, Bancroft as the patsy, and Smith as the leader who failed to curtail them, but no player has ever acknowledged in plain language what actually happened, either on tour or that day. The closest was the 2021 statement from the four bowlers insisting that they didn’t know about the plan, but even then, they haven’t said who did. They haven’t said who didn’t. No player has said that any of the coaches knew, or didn’t know. Everyone has been politely vague to avoid the impression of finger-pointing, and hoped the story will go away.

与此同时,沃纳多年来一直暗示自己受到了不公正对待。在过去一周里,他又忙着故技重施,通过一系列社交媒体帖子和回复,再次试图为“他是主要责任人”这一说法注入模糊性。然而,他依然拒绝提供任何能够支持这一主张的信息。他的前队友不点名沃纳,沃纳也不点名他们。只有当我们解开剧情的谜团,故事才会结束,而这场等待仍在继续。

Warner, meanwhile, has implied for years that he was hard done by. In the past week he has been busily back at it, with a range of social media posts and replies again trying to inject ambiguity into the idea that he was principally responsible. And yet, he continues to withhold any information that would back up that claim. His former teammates won’t name Warner, and Warner won’t name them. Stories only go away when we solve the mysteries of their plots, and the wait for this one goes on.

至于我们现在所知道的,尽管“沙纸门”事件已被炒得沸沸扬扬,但总体而言,它或许该算作一件值得庆幸的事。班克罗夫特除外,他是真正输家,唯一一位澳大利亚国家队生涯未能恢复、国内赛场表现也像睡眠呼吸暂停般断断续续的球员。但这件事或许对澳大利亚队有益,终结了那种让以往冠军球队如此令人讨厌的“硬汉虚张声势”执念。

As for what we know now, despite its ad nauseam nature, the sandpaper debacle may overall be something to be thankful for. Not in the case of Bancroft, the one player who truly lost, with an Australian career that never recovered and a domestic one that sputters like sleep apnoea. But it may have been good for the Australian team, knocking on the head the obsession with tough-bastard bluster that made previous champion sides so unlikeable.

取而代之的,是一批在沉浸于过去的外国观众眼中显得令人不安地亲和的球员。他们可能仍会因表现招致焦虑,但较少因性格招致厌恶。英格兰球迷曾试图在2023年Lord's测试赛后对卡明斯和亚历克斯·凯里发泄愤怒,但要让人讨厌板球界最安静体面的两位人物,实在难以推销。在赛场上,体面未付出任何成绩代价:两次在英格兰保留灰烬杯,两次在澳大利亚赢回灰烬杯,印度来访时发展出引人入胜的竞争关系,在其他四个国家赢得测试系列赛,并囊括了两种口味的世界杯冠军加上一座测试锦标赛冠军。

Instead, there is now a tranche of players who, to foreign audiences steeped in the past, come across as disconcertingly affable. They may still attract angst for their performance, but less so for personality. England supporters did try raging at Cummins and Alex Carey after the Lord’s Test in 2023, but hating two of the most quietly decent characters in the game is a tough sell. On the field, decency has cost nothing in the way of results: keeping the Ashes in England twice, winning them in Australia twice, developing a compelling rivalry when India visit, Test series wins in four other countries, and pocketing two flavours of World Cup plus a Test Championship along the way.

若没有此前发生的文化冲击,以及各界难得地达成共识——即国家队的整体面貌亟需整顿,这种文化风格的转变根本不可能实现。但愿在即将播出的系列节目引发广泛讨论之后,那段“砂纸事件”能逐渐淡出公众视野,而由此带来的文化层面的积极变化也能得以延续。不过,涉事球员们应当明白:只要他们的名字尚未被公开提及,真相就永远不会尘埃落定。除非最终尘埃落定,否则这个故事还会在多年内持续流传下去。

The change in cultural style would not have been possible without the culture shock that preceded it, and the rare shared acknowledgment that the national team’s slate needed a damp cloth. With luck, after the callbacks demanded by the upcoming series, the sandpaper story can continue to recede, and the cultural gains that followed it can continue to be banked. Still, the players involved should know that truths don’t rest until their names are spoken. This story will stay alive for years more, unless it is finally put to sleep.