乔恩·斯图尔特：“你们怎么能让科技巨头自我监管呢？”深夜脱口秀主持人讨论了人工智能的可怕上升趋势，以及特朗普如何选择瞄准中期选举选民。
Jon Stewart: ‘How can you justify letting the tech giants police themselves?’Photograph Late-night hosts discussed the frightening rise of AI and how Trump is choosing to target voters for the midterms Late-night hosts took aim at Donald Trump’s close ties to the AI industry and his flailing attempts to lure midterm voters.
在《每日秀》上，斯图尔特谈到了人工智能最近一直是“一个巨大的担忧”，以及最大的人工智能领导人在白宫会面似乎表明有重要的事情正在处理。
Jon Stewart On The Daily Show, spoke about how AI had been a “great concern lately” and how the biggest AI leaders meeting at the White House seemed to suggest that something important was being done about it.
但相反，特朗普违背了他之前多次批评科技精英们的言论，宣布他们将自我监管自己的行为。
But instead, Trump went against many of his previous statements against tech bros to announce that they would be self-policing their actions.
“他们是暴君！”斯图尔特做出反应说。“我以为你讨厌这些人？”
“They’re tyrants!”Stewart said in response.
他还问道：“你们怎么能让科技巨头自我监管呢？”以及“为什么我们不能简单地放慢这个进程，而不是让那些显然存在利益冲突的人来监管呢？”当被问及人工智能的积极影响时，许多关键人物表示它将用于更大的善，但斯图尔特则谈到了它目前主要被如何使用。
“I thought you hated these guys?”He asked “how can you justify letting the tech giants police themselves?” as well as “why can’t we just fucking slow this down rather than let people regulate something they have a clear conflict of interest in regulating?”When asked about the positive impact of AI, many of the key figures said that it would be used for the greater good but Stewart spoke instead about how it’s mostly being used at this moment.
“所以将来我们会用人工智能来治病，但目前它主要用于谋杀、监视和麦克雷布的涨价,”他说。
“So in the future we will use AI to cure diseases but right now it’s mostly murder, surveillance and surge pricing for the McRib,” he said.
他补充道：“我感觉你们可能在胡说八道”随后转而讨论就业问题以及人工智能上升将如何影响就业。
He added: “I’m getting the sense that you guys might be full of shit” before moving on to the topic of jobs and how they will be affected by the rise of AI.
许多关键科技人物发现自己无法完全回答就业问题的影响，同时又暗示这不会成为问题。“他们无法直接回答就业问题,”斯图尔特补充道：“我的猜测是，当这一切结束时，他们仍然会有工作。”
Many key tech figures have found themselves unable to fully answer how employment will be affected while also suggesting it won’t be a problem. “They can’t answer the jobs question in a straightforward manner,” he said, Stewart added: “My guess is that they’ll still have jobs when this is done”.
他播放了一段埃隆·马斯克声称人工智能实际上将带给我们所有人普遍的高收入的视频。“如果我们让他们进行足够的无约束资本主义，我们 apparently 可以用资本主义的方式达到社会主义,”斯图尔特说。
He played a clip of Elon Musk claiming that AI will actually lead to a universal high income for us all. “If we let them do enough unfettered capitalism, we can apparently capitalism our way to socialism,” Stewart said.
但他质疑为什么这笔钱没有立即发放给我们。“别称我们为‘福利依赖者’，就叫我们‘早期采纳者’吧，”他开玩笑道。“别再对我们撒谎了，”他补充道。
But he questioned why that money isn’t coming to us now. “Don’t call us welfare queens, just call us early adopters,” he joked. “Stop lying to us,” he added.
《Jimmy Kimmel Live!》节目主持人指出，当前的流感季节比以往任何时候都更加危险，同时其他疾病（包括俄罗斯爆发的瘟疫）也在增加。在播放了一段特朗普谈论这些疫情的视频后，他开玩笑说：“别担心，那些曾让小儿麻痹症卷土重来的家伙们现在又在行动了。”
Jimmy Kimmel Live! the host spoke about flu season being more dangerous than ever, with a rise in other diseases, including the plague in Russia. “No worries, the gang who brought polio back is on the case,” he joked after showing a clip of Trump speaking about the story.
主持人还提到，特朗普在社交媒体上发布的那些关于人工智能的帖子，暗示他既是个“医生”，同时又是个“救世主”。
Kimmel reminded viewers that the president is “a doctor but also Jesus” in reference to his AI social media posts.
主持人提醒观众：中期选举即将举行，“你们最好去投票”——因为特朗普正在努力“挽救共和党的多数席位以及自己的婚姻”。
The host reminded viewers that the midterms are close and “you’d better beed to vote” as Trump is trying to “save the Republican majority and his marriage”.
民调显示他的政党可能不会赢得选举；但如果他无法激发选民的投票热情，他可能会用“如果共和党获胜，每个美国人都会得到5000美元”的承诺来拉选票。
Polls suggest his party won’t do well but if he can’t inspire the vote, “he’s gonna buy it from you” with the president repeating his claim that every American will receive $5,000 if Republicans win.
“为什么不把这笔钱提高到500万美元呢？”基梅尔问道，同时指出特朗普“更有可能去参加5公里跑步比赛，而不是把钱分给我们”。
“Why not make it five million dollars?”Kimmel asked before saying that Trump is “more likely to run a 5k than give it to us”.
特朗普还在试图破坏民主党候选人詹姆斯·塔拉里科的竞选活动——因为塔拉里科是“我们很长时间以来见过的最有力的民主党候选人之一”。
Trump has also been trying to tank Democrat James Talarico’s campaign as he is “one of the strongest candidates we’ve seen in a long time”.
尽管这个笑话一次都没有引起观众的笑声，特朗普仍坚持用这个词来形容民主党人。
He is also still trying to make “dumocrat” happen even though “not one time has it gotten a laugh”.
纳税人的钱也被用于特朗普的竞选广告；美国联邦通信委员会（FCC）主席布伦丹·卡尔对此并未表示反对。
Taxpayer money has also been used for Trump ads and the FCC chair, Brendan Carr, has not found that to be a problem.
基梅尔感叹：“当一个人的脑袋完全被总统的谎言蒙蔽时，确实很难看清事实。”
Kimmel said it was “hard to see anything when your head is that far up the president’s ass”.
在《Late Night with Seth Meyers》节目中，塞思·梅耶斯提到特朗普在最近的一次集会上声称自己是个“高智商的人”。他说：“这家伙觉得自己是个天才，仅仅因为通过了某种‘智力测试’。”
Seth Meyers On Late Night, spoke about Trump claiming he is a “high IQ person” at a recent rally. “This dude thinks he’s a genius because he passed a dementia test,” he said.
特朗普对自己所谓的“高智商”极为自负，最近还不断攻击参议员汤姆·科顿——因为科顿反对实施全年实行夏令时的法案。
Trump, who is “obsessed with his own intelligence”, has recently spent time attacking Senator Tom Cotton as he has opposed a bill to establish year-round daylight savings time.
总统向媒体大发雷霆，抱怨调时钟的烦人之处。“现在没人再调时钟了！”迈耶斯反驳道，随后表示特朗普一定是把“炉子当闹钟用”。
The president raged against it to the press, complaining about the annoyance of changing clocks. “Nobody changes their clock any more!”Meyers countered before saying that Trump must be using his “stove as an alarm clock”.
“我们不会无缘无故决定让天黑得更早，”他说，随后暗示特朗普关于白天和黑夜的言论让他听起来像个尼安德特人。
“We don’t just decide to make it dark earlier for no reason,” he said before suggesting Trump’s talk of light and dark made him sound like a Neanderthal.
但特朗普“迫切需要一场胜利，无论多小”，最近还在社交媒体上公布了科顿的手机号码。“千万别把你的手机号给唐纳德·特朗普，你得小心点，”迈耶斯说。
But Trump “desperately needs a win no matter how small” and recently gave out Cotton’s cell number on social media. “Never give Donald Trump your cell, you gotta be more careful with that,” Meyers said.
迈耶斯表示，特朗普的圈子现在只剩下“怪人和失败者”，而这就是你“花十年时间效忠一个没有固定原则、立场和忠诚度的人”的下场。
Meyers said that Trump’s circle was now just “weirdos and losers”, which is what happened when you spend “a decade devoting yourself to someone with no fixed principles, allegiances and loyalties”.