根据CNN的分析和一家第三方追踪公司的数据，唐纳德·特朗普总统刚刚发布了他有史以来最长的一条Truth Social帖子。
President Donald Trump has just penned his longest Truth Social post ever, according to a CNN analysis and a third-party tracking firm.
这篇长文的主题？既不是中期选举，也不是中东冲突。这篇帖子是关于他与HBO喜剧演员比尔·马赫错综复杂的关系。
The topic of the president’s essay? Not the midterm election or the Middle East conflict. The post is about his complicated relationship with HBO comedian Bill Maher.
“比尔：别再打电话了，”特朗普在一篇长达1323字、情绪激动的长文结尾写道，该文开篇便用全大写字母称马赫为“彻头彻尾的彻底失败者”。
“Bill: Don’t call anymore,” Trump wrote toward the end of an emotional 1,323-word diatribe that started by calling Maher a “complete and total loser” in all caps.
这篇长文也包含了一些实质性新闻：特朗普证实了近期有关他考虑驱逐报道他的记者离开白宫新闻团几十年来使用的工作空间的报道。
The lengthy post also included some genuine news: Trump confirmed recent reports that he has considered evicting the reporters who cover him from the White House workspace that the press corps has used for decades.
“我正考虑搬迁新闻团，把他们安置在另一个地点，但我将把那个地点用作急需的空间，”特朗普写道。
“I am thinking about moving the Press, and putting them in a different location, but I will use that location for very badly needed space,” Trump wrote.
但总统这篇帖子的大部分内容是针对周五播出的HBO节目《比尔·马赫实况》，那是马赫自10月15日在白宫与特朗普共进晚餐以来的首期节目。
But most of the president’s post was in response to Friday’s edition of HBO’s “Real Time,” which was Maher’s first episode since dining with Trump at the White House on October 15.
第二天，特朗普表示这是一场“很棒的晚餐”，并说马赫“喜欢我，程度远超外界理解，而我其实也挺喜欢他”。
The following day, Trump said it was a “great dinner” and said Maher “likes me a lot more than people understand, and I actually like him.”
显然，特朗普收看了马赫的节目后，态度发生了转变。在一篇充满不实之处的帖子中，特朗普猛烈抨击马赫、商业合作伙伴查克·拉贝拉以及HBO。特朗普总结道：“我本来不太看你的节目，但我再也不会看了，因为它不过是假新闻。” 《实话实说》是一档喜剧脱口秀节目，以马赫犀利的时事评论、大量笑料以及各色政界和文化界嘉宾为特色。
Evidently, that changed after Trump tuned into Maher’s show. In a post riddled with inaccuracies, Trump blasted Maher, business partner Chuck LaBella, and HBO. Trump concluded, “I never watched your show much, but I will never watch it again, because it is nothing more than FAKE NEWS.”“Real Time” is a comedic talk show featuring Maher’s pointed commentary, plenty of jokes, and an array of political and cultural guests.
前白宫新闻秘书卡罗琳·莱维特、加利福尼亚州州长共和党候选人史蒂夫·希尔顿以及肯塔基州州长、民主党人安迪·贝希尔于周五作为嘉宾出席。CNN于周六重播了该期节目。（HBO和CNN均由天空之舞传媒所有。） 特朗普关于马赫的帖子内容繁杂。有时他听起来很失望。“你是个无可救药的家伙，”总统写道。
Former White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt was a featured guest on Friday, along with Steve Hilton, the Republican candidate for governor in California, and Andy Beshear, the Democratic governor of Kentucky. CNN re-aired the episode on Saturday. (HBO and CNN are both owned by Skydance.) Trump’s post about Maher contained multitudes. At some points he sounded disappointed. “You’re a hopeless guy,” the president wrote.
有时他听起来又充满报复心理。“我要让共和党不再理你了，”特朗普说，再次似乎通过“真相社交”直接对马赫喊话。
At other points, he sounded vengeful. “I’m going to have the Republicans not cover you anymore,” Trump said, again seemingly writing directly to Maher via Truth Social.
所谓“不再理你”，特朗普可能是指同意上马赫节目的共和党人。也可能是指福克斯新闻等右翼频道习惯播放马赫那些非正统独白的音频片段。
By “cover you,” Trump may have meant Republicans who agree to appear on Maher’s show. Or maybe he was referring to the tendency of Fox News and other right-wing channels to play sound bites from Maher’s heterodox monologues.
特朗普还发表了其他含糊不清的言论，包括提到“笑声机器”，暗示马赫的节目使用罐头笑声：“比尔·马赫撒谎了，但他什么都撒谎，我相信当我在他几乎每句话后都能博得掌声和大笑、哪怕那些事并不好笑或根本不好时，我问他用的是什么‘笑声机器’，他对我撒了谎。人们不可能觉得他好笑。” 《实话实说》的现场观众显然觉得马赫好笑，因为节目中可见他们欢呼、大笑。
Trump made other unclear comments, including about a “Laughter Machine,” insinuating that Maher’s show uses a laugh track: “Bill Maher lied, but he lies about everything, and I believe he lied to me when I asked him, with all the applause and laughter he gets after almost everything he says, about thing that aren’t funny or even any good, what Laughter Machine does he use? People can’t think he’s funny.”The “Real Time” studio audience apparently thinks Maher is funny, because they’re seen and heard cheering during the show.
特朗普讲述了他与马赫在2025年3月的首次晚餐，并表示此后“他给了我一场不错的首秀”，随后“又变回了他以前的样子，回到了他的老路子上”。
Trump recounted his first dinner with Maher, in March 2025, and said “he gave me a good first show” afterward, then “reverted back to his former self, and his old ways.”
特朗普接着声称，拉贝拉曾极力游说让马赫再次受邀，并“说比尔有多爱我，说他比任何人都尊重我，还想回来进行第二次会面”。
Trump went on to claim that LaBella lobbied hard to get Maher invited back, “saying how much Bill loves me, that he respects me more than anybody, and wants to come back for a second meeting.”
10月15日的晚餐还包括ESPN主持人斯蒂芬·A·史密斯和音乐人基德·洛克。史密斯在次日的播客中表示：“我们在白宫待了四个多小时，唐纳德·特朗普没有回避任何问题。”
The October 15 dinner also included ESPN host Stephen A. Smith and musician Kid Rock. Smith said on his podcast the next day that “we were there for over four hours in the White House, and Donald Trump did not run from any questions.”
马赫在HBO节目中重复了四个小时的说法，这引起了特朗普的反驳：“总的来说，我认为那是一次不错的会面。它没有持续四个小时，只持续了两个小时，甚至可能更短，大家都很高兴。我们有时间戳。我什么也没学到，觉得那是在浪费时间。”特朗普还针对马赫对他低支持率的嘲讽进行了辩护，并极其离谱地歪曲了CNN的报道。
Maher repeated the four-hour estimate on HBO, leading Trump to object: “Overall, I thought it was a good meeting. It didn’t last four hours, it lasted two hours, maybe less, and everybody was happy. We have the timestamps. I learned nothing, and felt it was a waste of time.”Trump also defended himself against Maher’s jabs at his low approval ratings by wildly mischaracterizing CNN’s reporting.
“我的支持率很高，更重要的是，他说我正在失去共和党的支持和认可，而事实上，CNN刚刚发布的一项民调显示，我在共和党内的支持率达到了98%和99%，创下了历史新高。”特朗普写道。
“I have High Ratings and, more importantly, he said that I’m losing the support and approval of the Republican Party when, in fact, CNN just came out with a Poll showing that I’m at 98 and 99% support within the Republican Party, an All Time Record High,” Trump wrote.
CNN上周发布的最新民调显示，特朗普在共和党人中的支持率为74%，是“一个新的数字低点”。特朗普提到的98%和99%的说法，很可能指的是几周前的一段视频片段，视频中CNN首席数据分析师哈里·恩滕强调了另一家媒体的民调结果，即自认为是“让美国再次伟大”（MAGA）的共和党人几乎一致支持这位总统。
CNN’s most recent poll, released last week, showed Trump with 74% approval among Republicans, “a new numeric low.”Trump’s 98 and 99% claims likely refer to a weeks-old video clip of CNN chief data analyst Harry Enten, who highlighted another network’s poll finding that self-professed MAGA Republicans still back the president almost unanimously.
特朗普一直在中期选举集会上赞许地播放这段视频片段。但共和党内有数百万选民并不自认为是“MAGA共和党人”。特朗普一再将他忠诚的MAGA基本盘与更广泛的共和党混为一谈。
Trump has been approvingly showing that video clip at midterm rallies. But the GOP contains many millions of voters who do not self-identify as “MAGA Republicans.”Trump has repeatedly conflated his loyal MAGA base with the broader Republican Party.
马赫显然触动了特朗普的神经，或者说是好几根神经。特朗普针对这位喜剧演员发表的长篇大论打破了他本人的纪录，篇幅几乎是他第二长帖文的两倍。他那篇第二长的帖文发布于5月，字数达723字，开头先是抱怨肯尼迪中心（Kennedy Center）的管道和空调问题，随后转向攻击一名联邦法官及其妻子、最高法院的关税裁决以及出生公民权。
Maher obviously touched a nerve, or several. Trump’s record-long rant against the comedian was nearly double the length of his second-longest post, a 723-word screed from May that began with complaints about the Kennedy Center’s plumbing and air conditioning before veering into attacks on a federal judge and his wife, the Supreme Court’s tariff ruling and birthright citizenship.
Factbase数据库的运营者在X上写道，这篇反对马赫的文章是特朗普“自2011年以来累计发布的97455条社交媒体帖文中，篇幅最长的一条”。当然，特朗普最初是在推特（Twitter）上发帖，而该平台多年来一直强制执行140个字符的限制。如今，许多社交媒体网站都在鼓励发布更长的帖文。
The operators of the Factbase database wrote on X that the anti-Maher essay was Trump’s “longest post ever out of 97,455 cumulative social media posts since 2011.”Of course, Trump started out posting on Twitter, which enforced a 140-character limit for many years. Nowadays, many social media sites encourage longer posts.
尽管如此，负责报道特朗普的记者们发现，他们几乎无法对周日晚上的这番长篇大论进行截图和总结。本文篇幅超过900字，但仍远不及这位总统的冗长程度。
Still, Trump beat reporters found that they could barely screenshot and summarize Sunday night’s harangue. This article is more than 900 words long, and it still doesn’t even come close to matching the president’s verbosity.
特朗普以他惯用的八字结束语收尾，这或许是他用得最恰如其分的一次：“感谢您对本事项的关注。”
Trump ended with his customary eight-word sign-off, perhaps never more appropriately deployed: “Thank you for your attention to this matter.”