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“业余白痴”:弗拉维奥·博索纳罗短暂的“当选总统”宣称遭嘲讽‘Amateur morons’: Flávio Bolsonaro’s short-lived ‘president-elect’ claim met with mockery

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弗拉维奥·博索纳罗周日在巴西利亚,此前他在选举中落败。他于周三抵达迈阿密。摄影:阿德里亚诺·马查多/路透社Flávio Bolsonaro in Brasília on Sunday after his election defeat. He landed in Miami on Wednesday. Photograph: Adriano Machado/Reuters

弗拉维奥·博索纳罗原本希望到周日晚人们会称呼他为巴西下一任总统。

Flávio Bolsonaro had hoped that by Sunday night people would be calling him the next president of Brazil.

然而,这位极右翼政客在大选失利后逃往美国,并——长达58分钟——自称“巴西真正的当选总统”,这一决定让他成了笑柄,巴西报纸和评论员纷纷用一连串嘲讽的形容词抨击这位落败的候选人。

Instead, the far-right politician’s decision to flee to the United States after losing the election and – for 58 minutes – declare himself “Brazil’s true president-elect”, has made him a laughing stock, with Brazilian newspapers and commentators raining a barrage of scornful adjectives down on the conquered candidate.

保守派《圣保罗州报》周五愤慨写道:“如果这还有任何作用的话,弗拉维奥的愚蠢行为将民主右翼从一个政变制造者家族手中解放了出来,这个家族太长时间以来一直用他们鲁莽的愚行和对巴西无可救药的蔑视,将民主右翼挟持在手中。”

“If it served any purpose at all, Flávio’s foolishness liberated the democratic right from a family of coup-mongers, which for far too long held it hostage to their reckless folly and irremediable disdain for Brazil,” the conservative Estado de São Paulo newspaper thundered on Friday.

博索纳罗周二逃往迈阿密,此前48小时,他以440万票之差败给了左翼对手、现任总统路易斯·伊纳西奥·卢拉·达席尔瓦。卢拉的胜利已获得世界各地右翼领导人的认可,包括萨尔瓦多的纳伊布·布克勒和意大利的焦尔吉娅·梅洛尼,更不用说博索纳罗自己的政党和许多关键盟友。

Bolsonaro fled to Miami on Tuesday, 48 hours after being beaten by his leftwing adversary, the incumbent president, Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, by 4.4m votes. Lula’s victory has been recognised by rightwing leaders from around the world, including El Salvador’s Nayib Bukele and Italy’s Giorgia Meloni, not to mention Bolsonaro’s own party and many key allies.

但周三抵达美国后,博索纳罗发布了一封离奇的信件——据称是在ChatGPT的帮助下生成的——他在信中自称“巴西真正的当选总统”,并提出了关于选举舞弊的虚假指控。

But on Wednesday after landing in the US, Bolsonaro published an outlandish letter – reportedly produced with the help of ChatGPT – in which he declared himself “the true president-elect of Brazil” and made phoney claims about election fraud.

也许最离奇的是,这位极右翼逃亡者声称将继续从国外领导巴西的反对派,将自己比作戴高乐——后者在1940年代从伦敦领导流亡法国政府对抗纳粹——以及古巴独立英雄何塞·马蒂,后者曾从纽约向西班牙帝国发起挑战。

Perhaps most bizarrely, the far-right absconder claimed he would continue to lead Brazil’s opposition from abroad, comparing himself to Charles de Gaulle, who in the 1940s led a French government-in-exile against the Nazis from London, and the Cuban independence hero José Martí, who challenged the Spanish empire from New York.

“他们都被所对抗的政权视为罪犯。历史却给了他们另一种评价,”博尔索纳罗说,并将自己比作委内瑞拉诺贝尔奖得主玛丽亚·科里娜·马查多和鲁伊·巴尔博萨。后者是巴西政治家,19世纪末因挑战一位被称为“铁元帅”的独裁总统而流亡伦敦。

“They were all treated as criminals by the regimes they confronted. History called them something else,” Bolsonaro said, also likening himself to Venezuela’s Nobel laureate María Corina Machado and Rui Barbosa, a Brazilian politician who went into exile in London in the late 19th century after challenging an authoritarian president known as “the Iron Marshal”.

博尔索纳罗的声明首次在社交媒体发布不到一小时后,便发布了一个修正版,将他自称的身份改为“巴西领袖” —— 据报道,这是在特朗普政府官员斥责他、以避免与巴西实际领导人发生全面外交决裂后做出的更改。

Just under an hour after Bolsonaro’s proclamation was first published on social media, a corrected version was issued, altering his claimed status to “leader of Brazil” – reportedly after he was upbraided by Trump administration officials keen to avoid a full-blown diplomatic split with Brazil’s actual leaders.

修正后的信函还更新了首版信笺上错误使用的过时巴西国徽,该版信笺提及“巴西合众国” —— 这个南美国家自1967年起便不再使用该国名。

The amended letter also updated the out-of-date Brazilian coat of arms that had been used erroneously in the letterhead of the first version referring to the “United States of Brazil” – a name the South American country has not used since 1967.

博尔索纳罗的出逃 —— 以及他短暂而虚假地自称是世界最大民主国家之一的“当选总统” —— 引发了猛烈的谴责和嘲讽。

Bolsonaro’s flight – and his brief but bogus claim to be “president-elect” of one of the world’s largest democracies – prompted a ferocious outpouring of opprobrium and ridicule.

“[这封信]似乎是由一个鲁莽、疯癫的半吊子写的,”知名政治评论员弗拉维娅·奥利维拉对GloboNews电视网说。

“[This letter] seems to have been written by a foolhardy, loony halfwit,” Flávia Oliveira, a prominent political commentator, told the network GloboNews.

《圣保罗州报》的主笔写道:“弗拉维奥的信不值得本报浪费墨水,但这场尴尬无法被忽视,”随后猛烈抨击这个他们称为“头号骗子”的人。

The Estado de São Paulo’s leader writers said: “Flávio’s letter isn’t worth the ink of this newspaper, but there’s no way the embarrassment can be ignored,” before savaging a man they called “a con artist of the highest order”.

里约热内卢大报《环球报》说,博尔索纳罗“可耻且偷偷摸摸”地潜逃,暴露了其政治运动“博尔索纳罗主义”的“可悲”本质,而《圣保罗页报》则说这暴露了博尔索纳罗家族“专制、无知、无能”的真实面目。

The Rio broadsheet O Globo said Bolsonaro’s “shameful and sneaky” decision to abscond laid bare the “pathetic” nature of his political movement, Bolsonarismo, while the Folha de São Paulo said it exposed the true nature of the “authoritarian, ignorant, incompetent” Bolsonaro family.

周一,一名女子在圣保罗阅读刊登选举结果新闻的报纸。摄影:法新社/盖蒂图片社A woman reads a newspaper with news of the election result on Monday in São Paulo. Photograph: AFP/Getty Images

保守派杂志《Veja》的专栏作家若泽·卡萨多写道:“这出喜剧般的情节已经确保他会在政治讽刺的篇章中占有一席之地。”《环球报》的保守派专栏作家梅尔瓦尔·佩雷拉称博索纳罗是“一个疯人院里的拿破仑”。

José Casado, a columnist for the conservative magazine Veja, wrote: “The comedy storyline has already guaranteed him a spot in the pages of political satire.”Merval Pereira, a conservative columnist for O Globo, called Bolsonaro “a madhouse Napoleon”.

就连与博索纳罗身陷囹圄的父亲雅伊尔·博索纳罗关系密切、好斗的电视布道家西拉斯·马拉法亚也说了重话。据《环球报》援引马拉法亚的话说:“博索纳罗家的孩子们都是蠢驴……一群业余的傻瓜。”

Even Silas Malafaia, a pugnacious televangelist who is close to Bolsonaro’s jailed father, Jair Bolsonaro, had harsh words. “Bolsonaro’s kids are jackasses … A bunch of amateur morons,” Malafaia was quoted as saying by O Globo.

一些观察人士认为,博索纳罗败选后的出逃证明,他那士气低落的运动已经死亡。卢拉的首席外交政策顾问塞尔索·阿莫林本周表示:“我认为博索纳罗主义已被彻底击败。”他称这一结果是“一个激进、非理性、满口谎言的右翼势力的最后挣扎”。

Some observers see Bolsonaro’s post-defeat getaway as proof that his dispirited movement is dead. “I think Bolsonarismo was defeated once and for all,” Lula’s chief foreign policy adviser, Celso Amorim, said this week, calling the result “the last gasp of a radical, irrational, lying rightwing”.

《圣保罗州报》编委会对此表示赞同。他们预测:“弗拉维奥属于过去,很快将消失在政治无关紧要的底层,他本就不该从那里冒出来。”他们敦促保守派抛弃博索纳罗,转而全力支持他的盟友、圣保罗州州长塔西西奥·德弗雷塔斯。

The Estado de São Paulo’s editorial board agreed. “Flávio belongs to the past and will soon vanish into the basement of political irrelevance from which he should never have emerged,” they predicted, urging conservatives to ditch Bolsonaro and throw their weight behind his ally Tarcísio de Freitas, the São Paulo governor.

其他人则警告说,即便博索纳罗家族对极右翼运动的领导权如今存疑,博索纳罗主义仍将是一股强大的政治力量。

Others warn Bolsonarismo will remain a powerful political force, even if the Bolsonaro family’s leadership of the far-right movement is now in doubt.

社交媒体用户对博索纳罗短暂自称“当选总统”的反应也毫不留情。其中一个梗图邀请支持者参加他1月的就职典礼——地点是奥兰多华特迪士尼世界的灰姑娘城堡。另一个梗图则恶搞了其运动受法西斯启发的口号“上帝、祖国和家庭”,将其改成“再见,祖国和家庭”。

Social media users were also merciless in their reaction to Bolsonaro’s short-lived claim to be “president-elect”. One meme invited supporters to attend his January inauguration – at Cinderella Castle in Walt Disney World, Orlando. Another parodied his movement’s fascist-inspired slogan “God, Homeland and Family”, which became “Goodbye, Homeland and Family”.

唐纳德·特朗普拒绝公开承认这场选举的结果,他曾称这场选举“对巴西人民来说非常难堪”。但《圣保罗页报》获得的一份美国外交电报称卢拉的胜利“令人意外但具有决定性”。

Donald Trump has declined to publicly recognise the result of an election he has called “a very great embarrassment to the people of Brazil”. But a US diplomatic cable obtained by the Folha de São Paulo called Lula’s victory “surprising but definitive”.

当被问及是否将博索纳罗视为巴西“合法”的领导人时,特朗普回答说:“我不会介入。”

Asked if he saw Bolsonaro as Brazil’s “rightful” leader, Trump replied: “I won’t get involved.”

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